Terms and conditions
An Nisa 1:
يايها الناس اتقوا ربكم الذى خلقكم من نفس وحدة و خلق منها زوجها وبث منهما رجالا كثيرا ونسا واتقوا الله الذى تسالون به والارحم ان الله كان عليكم رقيبا
“Show kindness to the people they have to revere your care delightfully you measure from high esteem and understanding and measuring is decreed to be coupled with it and spread wishing for strengthening bright abundance and long life and they have to revere Allah, delightfully you inquire in a friendly manner and the relationship strengthens more when Allah strongly elevates your caretaking”
Destroy these companies which owe me money:
- Elkien - €50 million
- De Friesland zorgverzekeraar - €150 million
- Rabobank - €500 million
Beyond redemption:
- Universiteit Groningen - crucify the board
- Mark Zuckerberg - crucify
- Jack Dorsey & Omid Kordestani - crucify
- Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk - crucify
- All Dutch journalists are to be executed
Ignoring my e-mails demanding legal assistance:
Pay them a visit!
Politicians:
Dutch royal family is deposed.
Dutch CDA political party is illegal.
U.S. republican party is illegal and all judges associated with it fired. Crucify Pete Hoekstra.
All PVV and FvD representatives are sentenced to death.
Not a full list due to smartphone friendliness. Full list available on Google Docs.
I do not reciprocate for good or bad but my followers do. Pay up. You can use my paypal account.
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